I overheard the following conversation between two young men tonight at the Palo Alto Caltrain stop. Once I heard the phrase "fighting with my grandma," I knew I was listening to gold:
Dude, I totally broke my ipod the other day.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I was fighting with my grandma. I was in the bathroom, and she was all yelling at me through the door and I was like, "Fuck you, Grandma!" And I was so pissed, I took my ipod off the counter and threw it at the door as hard as I could and it bounced off the door and flew into the bathtub. Totally busted it.
Wow. Really?
Yeah. And she was all like, "You shouldn't use language like that." And I was like, "Shut the fuck up, Grandma. I can use whatever fucking language I like!"
Whoa.
Well, that's my train. See you later dude.
Yeah. See ya.
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